When the Moon Hits Your Eye

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4.1
34 reviews
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336
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New York Times bestselling author John Scalzi flies you to the moon with his most fantastic tale to date: When the Moon Hits Your Eye

The moon has turned into cheese.

Now humanity has to deal with it.

For some it’s an opportunity. For others it’s a moment to question their faith: In God, in science, in everything. Still others try to keep the world running in the face of absurdity and uncertainty. And then there are the billions looking to the sky and wondering how a thing that was always just there is now... something absolutely impossible.

Astronauts and billionaires, comedians and bank executives, professors and presidents, teenagers and terminal patients at the end of their lives -- over the length of an entire lunar cycle, each get their moment in the moonlight. To panic, to plan, to wonder and to pray, to laugh and to grieve. All in a kaleidoscopic novel that goes all the places you’d expect, and then to so many places you wouldn’t.

It’s a wild moonage daydream. Ride this rocket.

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Ratings and reviews

4.1
34 reviews
H B
December 19, 2025
Uncomfortable and stilt(on)ed, but entertaining. Creative on a topic of humanity's encounters with an incredibly outlandish astrological event, and fun to read, but much like titular object, lacked a firm core. Did I have fun? Yes! That's why it's at three stars. But I felt the act three scenes, emotional and gut wrenching as they were, fell horribly flat with such a rug pull of an ending. I don't regret the read, but I miss the Scalzi endings that had weight. I am glad he had the opportunity to write this so I could deeply appreciate his older books, and discover a new side to an author I have looked up to for over a decade now. I recommend this book to anyone who loves Scalzi, if just for a new experience. For a new reader, start with his Old Man's War series to get to know the author, THEN get this book.
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Henry Whelchel
February 11, 2026
Humorous and well-written. Story lines and characters give the reader a bit of food for thought and much insight into our realities, though the situation couldn't be more unreal.
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John Childers
March 22, 2026
"You put crank into pipe and you smoke all night you need more aye!" "You pull out your Schlong rub it against your ladies thong and she says OLAY!"
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About the author

JOHN SCALZI is one of the most popular science fiction authors of his generation. His debut, Old Man's War, won him the John W. Campbell Award for Best New Writer. His New York Times bestsellers include The Last Colony, Fuzzy Nation, Redshirts (which won the Hugo Award for Best Novel), The Last Emperox, and The Kaiju Preservation Society. Material from his blog, Whatever, has earned him two other Hugo Awards. He lives in Ohio with his wife and daughter.

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